If you're a gondolier, don't drink and steer! Had a lot of fun with this one..Illustration for the following statement:"In spite of a sluggish economy, U.S. wine consumption registered its 14th consecutive annual gain in 2007, as Americans drank more wine than Italians for the first time ever and now trail only the French in total wine consumed."
-Wine Spectator
Ranked in order of level of sobriety (or lack there of)